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WelfareGame.com announces: the Classic Welfare Fraud Edition of Public Assistance: Why Bother Working for a Living? is back ! But this time, welfare officials and liberal special interest groups can't suppress its sale.

TWO VERSIONS OF THIS GREAT WELFARE FRAUD GAME
AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE SHIPPING

ECONOMY VERSION: $17.90—About what the game cost in the 80s. Playing surface is 12 point gloss stock. Much more colorful than the original game. A stack of over a half-a-million dollars in play money (we're talking serious welfare fraud here), 50 Welfare Benefit Cards, 50 Working Person's Burden Cards, 30 Out-of-Wedlock Children. You have to cut out the cards and the kids. It'll take you less than 15 minutes to do it. It's one way we keep the cost down to make this great welfare game affordable for everybody. Pawns, Dice and, of course, Rules. Store the game in the same container we ship it in. We supply an image of the game box from the 80s for you to paste right over the address label. Order Economy Version Now

DELUXE VERSION: $33.90. Playing surface is spill-proof vinyl. It comes rolled up and lays perfectly flat. Gorgeous color. A stack of over a half-a-million dollars in play money (we're still talking serious welfare fraud here), a stack of 50 Welfare Benefit Cards, a stack of 50 Working Person's Burden Cards, and 30 Out-of-Wedlock Children. It'll take you less than a minute to cut out the kids. They're so cute! And that's all you have to cut out. You store the game in the same box we ship it in. We supply an image of the game box from the 80s for you to paste right over the address label. Order Deluxe Version Now

FIRST 2,000 OF EACH VERSION AUTOGRAPHED AND NUMBERED

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Experience for yourself: the Able-Bodied Welfare Recipient's Promenade, getting paid for Out-Of-Wedlock Children, Saturday Night Crime (Armed Robbery, Gambling, Prostitution, and Drugs), the Jail Jaunt, the Government Cakewalk, playing the Lottery and the Horses. Avoid if you can that dreaded "Get a Job" block. 50 Welfare Benefit Cards, 50 Working Person's Burden Cards. Lots of funny money. "This is a game the American people are better off not knowing about." Maryland Welfare Official "The most original game of the decade, if not the century." Giftware News "We didn't invent the welfare game; government liberals did. We just put it in a box." Bob and Ron "Your cooperation in keeping this game off the shelves of your stores would be a genuine public service." NYC Welfare Chief in a letter to 13 chain store presidents "It has been a big hit at parties." Kirsten Anderberg

ORDER 10 COPIES OF THE ECONOMY VERSION NOW FOR $159.90 ORDER 10 COPIES OF THE DELUXE VERSION NOW FOR $290 "I'm a retired cop, and I just love this game." Ric Davis Get One or More of the First 2,000 Signed and Numbered Copies of This Reissued Classic Welfare Fraud Game Today ! Ten Times as Much Fun as MONOPOLY and, Shall We Say, Truly Educational !